A TURTLE THE SIZE OF A GRAPE LOOK AT IT!!!!

When I'm done willing myself to die post-19th Century British Novel final, I promise I will pontificate on life, love and the pursuit of happiness. Or whatever. But right now, all you need from me is this:

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, that's a picture of a turtle the size of a grape. You're welcome, world.

Teaser

Man, blogging is harddd.

I'm cooking up something real good for y'all about teen angst and My So-Called Life because my roommate and I have been watching it obsessively instead of studying for finals. But you'll have to wait for it until the morning, because I need to go to sleep before 5 a.m. at some point this week. I know. The suspense will be difficult for you. I understand.

Until then, here's a lil Jordan Catalano to pump you up.

He can't read and he's kind of a jerk, but he leans great!

Hasta luego, amigos!

This Is A Blog Post

I know, I know, I know. I am providing some major fail juice on the blogging thing. Lots o' things have happened in the past week and a half - the Royal Wedding, Osama bin Laden's death, Hope getting kicked off Celebrity Apprentice - and perhaps I will recap all these things, but for now, just enjoy this article about that saucy minx, Hillary Clinton.

That's right, if you haven't heard, a Hasidic newspaper photoshopped that now-famous Situation Room photo because Secretary of State Clinton and Director for Counterterrorism Audrey Tomason were way too seductive for their readership.

Pantsuits, man.