This probably has more to do with utter failure than simple mediocrity, but a few days ago, a bunch-O news sites mentioned that a Bolt Bus driver got pulled over for drunk driving en route to Baltimore from New York. More importantly, über-hip writer/purveyor of mediocrity Tao Lin happened to be on board this particular bus, keeping his concerned Twitter followers calm and updated in 140 characters or less. Quelle disastro! Luckily, everyone is safe and sound, and we can expect more novellas name dropping American Apparel in the future.
In other news, it turns out I can't get a Mark Zuckerberg action figure after all. O, cruel world.
Photo of Tao Lin courtesy of thegothamist.com, though I should mention they don't know I took it.
