These were some really rough times, guys. |
But somewhere between "hope and change!" and Michele Bachmann, I gave up on politics. I even stopped watching the Daily Show. I mean, seriously, things were getting sad.
This all has changed now that Donald Trump has decided to run for president.
I mean, my god. The man has a magic comb over that has DEFIED THE TEST OF TIME. He stamped his name in GIANT GOLD LETTERS all over the Upper West/East/Mid/Whatever side of Manhattan. He created/fronted the The Apprentice, and introduced the ever-charming and not at all insane Omarosa into our lives. And then he created The Celebrity Apprentice. Also, he totally thinks Charlie Sheen is an awesome guy! Or so I've heard.
I mean, really, how could this man not be the leader of the free world some day?
Nothing about this isn't the best thing you've ever seen. |
I think maybe I'll run for president next year. Seems like the thing to do. I read this book about a twelve year old who ran for president, and things turned out okay for him. Actually, in the end the kid realized that being president really sucks, so he resigned right after coming out of election night triumphant. But he was twelve, and twelve year olds get all angsty and pubescent, so I'd be better for the job anyway. Besides, my kitchen is filled with horrible mice who poop everywhere and I have to clean up after them every morning, that's so like being president, right?
The future's gonna be great, guys.